1 Gee Dad You Look Cleaner Than The Board Of Health
2 Michael DonÆt You Know Any Little Words 3 That Jacket's So Loud They Can Hear You Three Blocks Away 4 What A Great Game-Pin The Tail On The Jackass 5 Whatta Ya Call That New Cologne-Odor De Stench 6 I Thought You Would Make Porridge Not Library Paste 7 Son You're Skinnier Than A Stringbean With Malnutrition 8 Now Remember J.J. Looks Aren't Everything 9 What's For Dinner-Ghetto Goulash 10 Well Strike Me Dumb The King Has Come 11 I Just Lost A Close Friend-My Appetite 12 Cook Something That'll So You Some Good Sis-Like Brain Food 13 Ever Get The Feeling We're Being Watched 14 It's No Earthquake That's My Stomach On The Growl 15 Face It J.J. You're Just A Flag Pole With Teeth 16 Do I Wear It Or Fly It 17 That's The Last Time I Say Anything Nice To Thelma 18 Thelma You Oughta Make It In Hollywood-In Horror Movies 19 We're A Close Knit Family-Always In Stitches 20 This Must Be For Thelma-Learn To Improve Your Personality 21 J.J.'s Doing What He Does Best-Nothing 22 Junior Only You Could Make A Woman Dislike A Man In Uniform 23 Don't Be Too Eager-It's Only A Letter From My Principal 24 My Report Card's Underwater Again-Below C Level 25 Take It From Me Michael You'll Like Being A Sex Symbol 26 This Family Sticks Together Through Thick And Thin-Mostly Thin 27 You'd Better Put Some Clothes On That Picture Before Your Mother Gets Home 28 Militant Midget-You Will Not Boycott Breakfast 29 I've Just Been Voted Man Of The Ghetto 30 Just Call Me The Van Gogh Of The Ghet-To 31 Thanks For The Gifts-You Couldn't Have Given Them To A Nicer Guy 32 I'd Borrow The Car Tonight Pop-If You Had One 33 Things Are Pretty Bad-Even The Muggers Are Afraid To Go Out At Night 34 Thelma You're Outta Sight-And You Oughta Stay That Way 35 You Think You've Got Problems-J.J.'s My Brother 36 No This Is Not The City Dump-Not Yet 37 You're In Luck Fella Thelma's Not Home 38 Hmmmpp She Buys Her Face At The Cosmetics Counter 39 Black Is Beautiful Thelma But You're An Exception 40 I Must Have The Wrong Notebook-This One Has Work In It 41 Hey Clan-Papa Bear Is Home 42 I Would've Painted Thelma Dad But I'm Not Into Cartooning 43 Don't Tell Junior But I Think You're The Prettiest 44 Says Here Ned The Wino Fell Down Four Flights Of Stairs And Didn't Spill A Drop 45 Who Do You Think You Are The Galloping Gourmet Of The Ghetto 46 Hey J.J.-Is That Your Nose Or Are You Eating Banana 47 Ma I Think The Chores Should Be Distributed In Order Of Intelligence-The Brighter The Lighter 48 The Kids Voted Me Scarecrow For The Class Play 49 Protest This Picture And I'll Paint You A Bright Shade Of Red 50 Say Mama Why Isn't Jive Turkey In The Dictionary 51 There's Only One Boss In This Family Son-My Belt 52 Begone-You Jive Turkeys 53 In My Crowd I'm Known As The Playboy Of The Projects 54 Cheer Up Folks I'm Not Getting Older-I'm Getting Better 55 J.J.'s So Skinny He Can Use A Donut For A Life Preserver |
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