1 Would Somebody Tell Me A Scary Story
2 Please Not On Our First Date 3 The Laundry Man Is Here For The Sheets Dear 4 I Think My Deodorant Failed 5 That's The Most Rediculous Face I Ever Saw 6 This Terrible Haircut Just Ruins My Good Looks 7 I Warn You Frankie Smoking Will Stunt Your Growth 8 And We'll Put The New Chair In That Corner 9 Lullaby And Goodnight 10 O.K. O.K. You Pitch And I'll Play Right Field 11 My Boy I Don't Think You're Cut Out For Medical School 12 I Take It You Didn't Like The Meal Sir 13 If It Comes With Two Pair Of Pants I'll Take It 14 All Right Bring Back The Lighter For A Refund 15 And Your Secretary Told Me You Weren't In 16 If You Don't Like This Carpet I'll Show You Something In Red 17 Watch Out For That Mole On The Back Of My Neck 18 And Papa Bear Said Somebody Ate My Porridge Too 19 No Sleeping In Public Park Lady 20 I See A Tall Dark Stranger In Your Future 21 Could You Direct Me To The Olympic Stadium Sir 22 But I Used A Mouthwash This Morning 23 Maybe It Was A Mistake To Keep You After School 24 Oh Darling You've Cut Yourself Shaving Again 25 One-Two-Cha-Cha-Cha 26 You're Not Going To That Women's Lib Meeting And That's Final 27 Okay Okay You Can Have The Car Tonight 28 I Wish She'd Stop Falling Asleep In Front Of The T.V. 29 Pssst Wanna Buy A Good Watch 30 Gee Kid You Weigh A Ton 31 What Do You Mean My Mother Has A Mustache 32 I Guess It's Time To Give Up Those Reducing Pills 33 My Girdle Is Killing Me 34 Who Took My Right Guard 35 I Wonder If She Noticed My Dandruff 36 Wait Till They Find Out I'm The New Baby Sitter 37 Who Says I'm Too Young To Shave 38 One More Acupuncture Treatment And You'll Be A New Man 39 Who Fooled Around With My Butane Lighter 40 Watch It Lady I'm The Store Detective 41 O Solo Mio 42 Look Dad No Cavities 43 Ho Hum Must Have Overslept 44 Can You Spare $50 For A Face-Lift 45 Ring Around The Collar Ring Around The Collar 46 Yoo-Hoo Ice Cream Man 47 I'm Sure My Ball Rolled Under This Car 48 Boy They've Sure Got Some Ugly Girls In This Neighborhood 49 Will Someone Turn The Thermostat Down 50 My Sinuses Have Been Acting Up Again 51 If You Want Anything Just Scream 52 Come On In The Water's Fine 53 I Can't Understand Why Girls Don't Like Me 54 What Do You Mean I'm Not 55 O.K. Buddy Let's See Your Driver's License 56 How's The Skin Treatment Going Darling 57 The Doctor Says It's Poison Ivy 58 Last One In The Water 59 Chocolates Just Ruin My Complexion 60 My Nose Is Itchy 61 Wait Till I Get My Hands On That Travel Agent 62 Wake Up Miss We've Rented Your Room 63 But Dear There Must Be An Easier Way To Hang A Picture 64 Taxi 65 She's Gonna Have To Join Weight-Watchers 66 Good Heaven Dishpan Hands 67 I Love You Truly 68 Look Albert A Hamburger Stand 69 But We're Supposed To Pick You Up 70 An A One An A Two 71 Who Threw That Mudball 72 Burp Excuse Me 73 Wait'll I Get My Hands On That Hair Styler 74 Just Where Does Your Tummy Hurt Junior 75 You Oughta See The Other Guy 76 I've Heard Of Hangovers But This Is Ridiculous 77 No Thanks I Quit Smoking A Year Ago 78 Try It You'll Like It 79 But I Don't Want To Dance Anymore 80 Okay Who Put Starch In My Pants Again 81 Maybe We Are Rushing Things Frankie 82 Mary We're Out Of Toilet Paper Again 83 I Told You Not To Go Out Without A Hat 84 The Contract Says I Get Top Billing 85 C'mon Irving Just One More For The Road 86 You Forgot Your Oil Can Again Dear 87 These Vitamins Really Work 88 Gosh I'll Never Find That Fuse Box 89 Hey Charlie Time To Get Up 90 And For The Next Shadow Picture 91 This Exercise Is Killing Me 92 Do You Have Dishpan Hands 93 Gee I Hope She's Housebroken 94 Try To Give Me The Brush-Off Eh 95 Me And My Sha-Dow 96 Congratulations Larry She's A Great Little Gal 97 Isn't There An Easier Way To Remove A Mole 98 Aw C'mon Frankie You Always Get To Bat First 99 But I Gave At The Office 100 Remember Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires 101 Man That's Coffee 102 Well I'll Be A Mummy's Uncle 103 Horror Comics Sure Have Some Scary Characters 104 Fools You're Singing Off-Key Again 105 Aw C'mon Tell Me One More Bedtime Story 106 What's The Matter Haven't You Seen A Canary Before 107 I Won't Dance With You And That's Final 108 Does This Mean We're Engaged 109 Brand A Gives Faster Relief Than The Other Leading Brand 110 How Do You Like My New Charm Bracelet 111 But You Knew I Snored Before You Married Me 112 Smile You're On Candid Camera 113 I've Had It With Those Piano Lessons 114 You've Been In The Water So Long Your Skin's Wrinkled 115 Quick Honey Get The Raid 116 These Old Horror Movies Sure Are Ridiculous 117 How Long Does It Take Till This Nail Polish Dries 118 I Gotta Lay Off Those Sweets 119 Who Put All That Pepper On My Eggs 120 Honey I Have An Axe To Grind With You 121 Don't Take Too Much Of The Top Dear 122 Wait Till I Find The Guy Who Sold Me That Hair Restorer 123 But Judge I Was Only Doing Thirty 124 Agnes I Warned You About Those Diet Pills 125 I've Heard Of Close Shaves But This Is Rediculous 126 I'll Be Done Cutting Your Hair In A Moment 127 Wanna Neck 128 Maybe It's My Breath |
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