1961 1961 Leaf Spook Stories
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1 1961-I Must Have Overslept A Couple Of Years
2 I Brush After Every Meal 3 I Brush Twice A Day 4 What Are You Chicken Or Something 5 Mother Said Spinach Puts Hair On Your Chest But This Is Ridiculous 6 Throw Me The Beach Ball Dad 7 Whaddaya Mean Pruneface 8 Hurry Up Buster My Broomstick Is Double Parked 9 All Right Where's The Wise Guy With The Soap 10 Boy With You On Our Side We'll Have The Best Football Team In The 6th Grade 11 I Hate The Feeling Of Something Hanging Over My Head 12 Please Hand Me The Bubble Bath 13 You Knew What I Was When You Married Me Why Are You Backing Out 14 You Wont Believe This But I Have A Cold 15 Relax Mr. Jones One More Squeeze And Your Sore Throat Will Be Gone 16 Watch The Birdie 17 Did You Say Fish For Dinner-Anyone I Know 18 I'm Really A Nice Boy But I Got In Bad Company 19 That Boy Never Could Keep His Feet On The Ground 20 Take It Easy I Told You I'd Give You The Shirt Off My Back 21 Now Will You Take Your Castor Oil 22 Last One In Is A Sissy 23 Don't Get Excited It's Only Your Mummy 24 I'm Not Very Pretty But I'm Mighty Cute 25 Oh Oh Now I Really Put My Foot In It 26 There's A Full Moon Out Tonite And I Turn Into A People 27 My What Big Tonsils You Have 28 I Paid For Dance Lessons So Let's Dance 29 Tell Your Friend To Quit Hanging Around 30 What Are You Fishing Around For 31 That's What I Call A Real Rock Head 32 May I Have The Next Dance 33 Please Mommy Buy Me A Catcher's Mitt 34 Shut Off That Air Conditioner 35 Honey Please Change Laundries 36 Anybody Lose A Second Grade Teacher 37 No Sonny I Don't Want The Ladies Home Journal 38 That's What I Mean By A Chain Smoker 39 Don't Laugh Yul Brynner Started Out This Way 40 Worst Case Of Athlete's Feet I've Ever Seen 41 If Is Say It Is A Cha-Cha It's A Cha-Cha 42 When Did You First Notice Your Dry Skin Problem 43 I Said Spoon Not Swoon 44 No I'm Not Like All Teachers 45 I Can't Marry You Baby I've Got A Career 46 Yea But You Should See The Other Guy 47 Sometimes These Tricks Don't Work 48 I'm So Mad I Could Slap Your Wrists 49 Dessert Anyone 50 Darling Where Is My Tie 51 But This Is The New Look 52 But I'll Be Late For School 53 Doctor Why Do I Get This Ringing In My Ears 54 Darling Did You Use My Razor To Shave Your Legs Again 55 I Said Cut A Rug Not Cut A Mug 56 Lost A Little Weight Haven't You Sam 57 I Think We Dug Too Deep 58 Tricks Or Treat 59 I'm In First Grade Too 60 Plant You Now Dig You Later 61 Altogether Now Three Cheers For The Principal 62 Every Time I Flip That Coin It Comes Up Heads 63 I Told This Wise Guy Not To Take My Parking Place 64 I'm Starring In A New Tv Show-Father Knows Bats 65 But Mudpacks Are Good For You 66 Look Ma No Cavities 67 She Tried To Make A Monkey Out Of Me 68 Gee Pop I Don't Want To Get A Haircut 69 For The Last Time Stop Talking And Go To Sleep 70 Mother Doesn't Want To Cut Off My Curls 71 How's This For Size 72 Look Sharp Feel Sharp Be Sharp 73 This Acts So Much Faster Than Aspirin 74 Aren't You Too Old For Blind Man's Bluff 76 You Didn't Have To Starch The Pajamas 77 C'mon Cut It Out 78 Who Threw That Spitball 79 Now Sing Along With Mitch 80 I'll Huff And I'll Puff And I'll Blow Your House Down 81 Don't Fight It It's Bigger Than Both Of Us 82 After 3000 Years In A Tomb What Did You Expect 83 But It's Only 20 Calories 84 All Right Martha I'll Wear A Wedding Ring 85 Make Up Your Mind I'm Tired Of Moving Furniture 86 Heavens I Need A Manicure 87 Coffee Tea Or Milk 88 These High Notes Sure Are A Strain 89 Eeek That Ice Cube Was Cold 90 They Call It The Cleopatra Cut 92 Who Said I'm Bad Luck 93 Party Pooper 94 Where's The Band Aids? 95 They Told Me Stripes Are The Fashion This Year 96 Try Brushing These 3 Times A Day 97 Wow I Thought You Said This Pool Was Heated 98 Come Out And Play Red Riding Hood 100 They Said A Little Dab Will Do It So What Happened 101 Oh George You're So Virile So Dominating 103 Who Pulled The Plug 104 Welcome To The Haunted Hilton 105 Who Let The Cat Out Of The Bag 106 Look Ma I'm Flying 107 Step Aside Boy I'll Handle This One 108 Anyone For Basketball? 109 Boy These Texas Dust Storms Are Really Something 110 Teacher May I Be Excused 111 It's Not Your Looks Harold It's Your Personality 112 Of Course I'll Volunteer 113 Don't Interupt Me I'm Making A Fiery Speech 114 Flying A Little Low Weren't You 115 I'm Here For My Dental Appointment Miss Jones 116 Hold Still While I Get That Fly 117 I Can't Afford A Candelabra 118 Smile Darn You Smile 119 How Do You Change The Bulb In This Thing 120 Scratch A Little Lower Please 121 Quit It Fellows I'm Ticklish 122 Don't Just Stand There Call The Vet 123 This Is Worse Than A Cold On The Chest 124 Don't Just Stand There Grinning Throw Me A Rope 125 How Did I Get Roped Into This Deal 126 They Sure Don't Build Them Like They Used To 127 You Said If I Had Talent-Looks Don't Count 128 Tell Me Is Mommy Still Mad At Me 129 I Said Fish Fry Not Fish Fly 130 Hurry Up Sis You'll Be Late For Work 131 Mother Please I'd Rather Do It Myself 132 You Missed The Apple 133 Can't You Wait 'til Recess 134 This Is My Last Blind Date 135 It Was A Rotten Fight Ma-I Lost 136 And I Make 56 Varieties 138 You Plant Tomatoes I'll Plant People-Ok 139 Did You Ever Have The Feeling Someone Was Staring At You 140 All Right Harvey It's My Turn To Get Into The Tub 141 I Told You Goldfish Would Make Better Pets 142 Yeah-It Was A Fun Week-End All Right 143 Sir I'd Like You To Meet Our New Brain Surgeon 144 Look Sharp Feel Sharp Be Sharp |
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