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1970 Topps Hee Haw

1 I Keep Hearing These Voices But I Dont See Anyone
2 Was The Dance Last Night Crowded
3 They Say A Good Card Player Can Hold Any Kind Of Executive Jobs
4 What Are We Watching
5 These New Dresses Are So Short That Ive Seen More Cotton In An Aspirin Bottle
6 I Heard You Have A New Garbage Disposal
7 If I Was The Red Cross Id Declare This A Disaster Area
8 Say Roy I Heard The Doctor Sewed You Up And Left A Sponge Inside
9 Doc I Just Got Hit By A Truck And Thrown Fifty Feet
10 Its Very Difficult To Play Ping Pong With Mashed Potatoes
11 Heres An Earth Shattering News Bulletin But First A Word From Our Sponsor
12 What Do You Do When Youre In Doubt About Kissing A Girl
13 When My Aunt Died She Left 1000 Hidden In Her Bustle
14 If You Want To Make Anti Freeze Hide Her Woolen Underweat
15 My Mama Told Me Too Much Kissing Could Make You Go Blind
16 You Must Be Crazy About Your Wife You Always Take Her Everywhere
17 I Crossed A Pig With A Porcupine What Did You Get
18 Do You Miss Your Wifes Cooking
19 Grandpa I Dont Think You Should Marry That 18 Year Old It Could Be Fata
20 Are You Sure It DoesnÃƒâ€ t Hurt When You Give Me A Shot
21 What Is It About Me That You Love
22 The Man Who Marries My Daughter Will Get A Prize
23 Four Men Fell In A Creek And Only One Got His Hair Wet
24 Is My Face Dirty Or Is It My Imagination
25 Why Does A Stork Stand On One Foot

26 I Crossed An Eagle With A Skunk Whatd You Get
27 How Long Has Your Brother Been Out Of Work
28 That Chicken You Sold Me Yesterday Didnt Have A Wishbone
29 My Wife Ought To Be On Records
30 I Was Arrested For Kisisng A Woman And When The Judge Saw Herhe Fined Me 10 For Being Drunk
31 I Invented A Foolproof Burglar Alarm But Somebody Stole It
32 I Saw You Last Night With A Blonde On One Arm And A Brunette On The Other
33 Sally Refused To Marry Luke And Hes Been Drunk For A Month
34 This Morning I Got Up At Dawn To See The Sunrise
35 This Is The First Newscast Ever To Be Brought To You In Smell O Vision
36 I Fell To Sleep On The Beach And The Sun Burned My Stomach
37 My Husband Still Keeps His Old Address Book Is That Fair
38 Are Raw Oysters Healthy
39 Whats For Supper
40 What Do You Think Will Go Good With My Purple And Green Knee Socks
41 Do You Think Kissing Is Unhealthy
42 Ill Be 96 Years Old Tomorrow And I Dont Have An Enemy In The World Ive Outlived Em All
43 Maggie Sure Was A Beautiful Bride
44 Im Breakin My Engagement With Luke Im Giving Him Back His Frog
45 If You Want To Drive Your Wife Dont Talk In Your Sleep Just Smile
46 I Still Dont Know What Happened
47 Do You File Your Fingernails
48 I Hear You Want To Get Your Brother In Law A Gift Hell Love
49 When Youre In Love You Feel Jumpy And Miserable And You Ache All Over ItÃƒâ€ s A Wonderful Feeling Honey
50 I Saw You Plowing And You Handle That Tractor Like A Veteran

51 When I Was A Baby I Cried A Lot But My Mother Wouldnt Change Me For A Million
52 How Come The Sheriff Called Off Your Wedding To That City Fellow
53 I Wish I Had A Nickel For Every Girl Ive Kissed
54 What Did Your Teenage Daughter Do Last Summer
55 How Do You Like Our New Maple Chair