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1901 Lambert & Butler Conundrums (Complete Set)

1 What is the difference between a mouse a pretty girl
1 What is the difference between a mouse a pretty girl

2 Why is a hen on the fence like a penny
2 Why is a hen on the fence like a penny

3 Why is a mouse like a hayrick
3 Why is a mouse like a hayrick

4 What part of a fish weighs most
4 What part of a fish weighs most

5 What is the difference between a cow and an old chair
5 What is the difference between a cow and an old chair

6 What is the difference between a burning child and a rainy day
6 What is the difference between a burning child and a rainy day

7 When the cow jumped over the moon, how did it get down
7 When the cow jumped over the moon, how did it get down

8 Why is a policeman like a rainbow
8 Why is a policeman like a rainbow

9 When is a chair like a ladies dress
9 When is a chair like a ladies dress

10 Why is a horse like a teapot
10 Why is a horse like a teapot

11 What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman
11 What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman

12 Why is a plum cake like the ocean
12 Why is a plum cake like the ocean

13 If a man was born in a balloon, what nationality would he be
13 If a man was born in a balloon, what nationality would he be

14 Why is this man like Berlin
14 Why is this man like Berlin

15 Why are hot rolls like caterpillars
15 Why are hot rolls like caterpillars

16 What is it which a cat has but no other animal
16 What is it which a cat has but no other animal

17 When is a fowl's neck like a bell
17 When is a fowl's neck like a bell

18 What is the difference between a soldier and a bombshell
18 What is the difference between a soldier and a bombshell

19 Why are sweets like racehorses
19 Why are sweets like racehorses

20 Why is a dog's tail like the heart of a tree
20 Why is a dog's tail like the heart of a tree

21 When is a soldier not a half a soldier
21 When is a soldier not a half a soldier

22 Why is a dead dog like a shipwreck
22 Why is a dead dog like a shipwreck

23 Why are May Blossom cigarettes like $100,000
23 Why are May Blossom cigarettes like $100,000

24 What is the difference between a hill and a pill
24 What is the difference between a hill and a pill

25 What are balloons in the air like vagrants
25 What are balloons in the air like vagrants

26 Why is a schoolboy being flogged like your eye
26 Why is a schoolboy being flogged like your eye

27 Why does a chicken cross the road
27 Why does a chicken cross the road

28 Turn a star round and what do you get
28 Turn a star round and what do you get

29 What are the most difficult ships to conquer
29 What are the most difficult ships to conquer

30 Which is the most awkward time for a train to start
30 Which is the most awkward time for a train to start

31 What can you fill a barrel with to make it lighter
31 What can you fill a barrel with to make it lighter

32 When is a silver cup most likely to run
32 When is a silver cup most likely to run

33 When is a clock on the stairs dangerous
33 When is a clock on the stairs dangerous

34 What is the difference between a spendthrift and a feather bed
34 What is the difference between a spendthrift and a feather bed

35 Why does a coat get larger when taken out of a gladstone bag
35 Why does a coat get larger when taken out of a gladstone bag

36 When does a cow become landed property
36 When does a cow become landed property

37 What is the difference between a photographer and the whooping cough
37 What is the difference between a photographer and the whooping cough

38 What is the difference between a honeycomb and a honeymoon
38 What is the difference between a honeycomb and a honeymoon

39 When can a donkey be spelt with one letter
39 When can a donkey be spelt with one letter

40 What is a button
40 What is a button

41 What is the difference between a belle and a burglar
41 What is the difference between a belle and a burglar

42 What is the difference between a cabinet maker and a crockery dealer
42 What is the difference between a cabinet maker and a crockery dealer

43 When is a pretty girl like a ship
43 When is a pretty girl like a ship

44 Why are pretty girls like fireworks
44 Why are pretty girls like fireworks

45 What is the difference between a cook and her lover
45 What is the difference between a cook and her lover

46 Why ought Ireland to be the richest country in the world
46 Why ought Ireland to be the richest country in the world

47 When is a door not a door
47 When is a door not a door

48 What is the difference between a school master and a postage stamp
48 What is the difference between a school master and a postage stamp

49 Why are sheep the most dissipated animals
49 Why are sheep the most dissipated animals

50 Why does an Old Maid wear gloves
50 Why does an Old Maid wear gloves