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1973 Topps You'll Die Laughing
1 Would Somebody Tell Me A Scary Story
2 Please Not On Our First Date
3 The Laundry Man Is Here For The Sheets Dear
4 I Think My Deodorant Failed
5 That's The Most Rediculous Face I Ever Saw
6 This Terrible Haircut Just Ruins My Good Looks
7 I Warn You Frankie Smoking Will Stunt Your Growth
8 And We'll Put The New Chair In That Corner
9 Lullaby And Goodnight
10 O.K. O.K. You Pitch And I'll Play Right Field
11 My Boy I Don't Think You're Cut Out For Medical School
12 I Take It You Didn't Like The Meal Sir
13 If It Comes With Two Pair Of Pants I'll Take It
14 All Right Bring Back The Lighter For A Refund
15 And Your Secretary Told Me You Weren't In
16 If You Don't Like This Carpet I'll Show You Something In Red
17 Watch Out For That Mole On The Back Of My Neck
18 And Papa Bear Said Somebody Ate My Porridge Too
19 No Sleeping In Public Park Lady
20 I See A Tall Dark Stranger In Your Future
21 Could You Direct Me To The Olympic Stadium Sir
22 But I Used A Mouthwash This Morning
23 Maybe It Was A Mistake To Keep You After School
24 Oh Darling You've Cut Yourself Shaving Again
25 One-Two-Cha-Cha-Cha
26 You're Not Going To That Women's Lib Meeting And That's Final
27 Okay Okay You Can Have The Car Tonight
28 I Wish She'd Stop Falling Asleep In Front Of The T.V.
29 Pssst Wanna Buy A Good Watch
30 Gee Kid You Weigh A Ton
31 What Do You Mean My Mother Has A Mustache
32 I Guess It's Time To Give Up Those Reducing Pills
33 My Girdle Is Killing Me
34 Who Took My Right Guard
35 I Wonder If She Noticed My Dandruff
36 Wait Till They Find Out I'm The New Baby Sitter
37 Who Says I'm Too Young To Shave
38 One More Acupuncture Treatment And You'll Be A New Man
39 Who Fooled Around With My Butane Lighter
40 Watch It Lady I'm The Store Detective
41 O Solo Mio
42 Look Dad No Cavities
43 Ho Hum Must Have Overslept
44 Can You Spare $50 For A Face-Lift
45 Ring Around The Collar Ring Around The Collar
46 Yoo-Hoo Ice Cream Man
47 I'm Sure My Ball Rolled Under This Car
48 Boy They've Sure Got Some Ugly Girls In This Neighborhood
49 Will Someone Turn The Thermostat Down
50 My Sinuses Have Been Acting Up Again
51 If You Want Anything Just Scream
52 Come On In The Water's Fine
53 I Can't Understand Why Girls Don't Like Me
54 What Do You Mean I'm Not
55 O.K. Buddy Let's See Your Driver's License
56 How's The Skin Treatment Going Darling
57 The Doctor Says It's Poison Ivy
58 Last One In The Water
59 Chocolates Just Ruin My Complexion
60 My Nose Is Itchy
61 Wait Till I Get My Hands On That Travel Agent
62 Wake Up Miss We've Rented Your Room
63 But Dear There Must Be An Easier Way To Hang A Picture
64 Taxi
65 She's Gonna Have To Join Weight-Watchers
66 Good Heaven Dishpan Hands
67 I Love You Truly
68 Look Albert A Hamburger Stand
69 But We're Supposed To Pick You Up
70 An A One An A Two
71 Who Threw That Mudball
72 Burp Excuse Me
73 Wait'll I Get My Hands On That Hair Styler
74 Just Where Does Your Tummy Hurt Junior
75 You Oughta See The Other Guy
76 I've Heard Of Hangovers But This Is Ridiculous
77 No Thanks I Quit Smoking A Year Ago
78 Try It You'll Like It
79 But I Don't Want To Dance Anymore
80 Okay Who Put Starch In My Pants Again
81 Maybe We Are Rushing Things Frankie
82 Mary We're Out Of Toilet Paper Again
83 I Told You Not To Go Out Without A Hat
84 The Contract Says I Get Top Billing
85 C'mon Irving Just One More For The Road
86 You Forgot Your Oil Can Again Dear
87 These Vitamins Really Work
88 Gosh I'll Never Find That Fuse Box
89 Hey Charlie Time To Get Up
90 And For The Next Shadow Picture
91 This Exercise Is Killing Me
92 Do You Have Dishpan Hands
93 Gee I Hope She's Housebroken
94 Try To Give Me The Brush-Off Eh
95 Me And My Sha-Dow
96 Congratulations Larry She's A Great Little Gal
97 Isn't There An Easier Way To Remove A Mole
98 Aw C'mon Frankie You Always Get To Bat First
99 But I Gave At The Office
100 Remember Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires
101 Man That's Coffee
102 Well I'll Be A Mummy's Uncle
103 Horror Comics Sure Have Some Scary Characters
104 Fools You're Singing Off-Key Again
105 Aw C'mon Tell Me One More Bedtime Story
106 What's The Matter Haven't You Seen A Canary Before
107 I Won't Dance With You And That's Final
108 Does This Mean We're Engaged
109 Brand A Gives Faster Relief Than The Other Leading Brand
110 How Do You Like My New Charm Bracelet
111 But You Knew I Snored Before You Married Me
112 Smile You're On Candid Camera
113 I've Had It With Those Piano Lessons
114 You've Been In The Water So Long Your Skin's Wrinkled
115 Quick Honey Get The Raid
116 These Old Horror Movies Sure Are Ridiculous
117 How Long Does It Take Till This Nail Polish Dries
118 I Gotta Lay Off Those Sweets
119 Who Put All That Pepper On My Eggs
120 Honey I Have An Axe To Grind With You
121 Don't Take Too Much Of The Top Dear
122 Wait Till I Find The Guy Who Sold Me That Hair Restorer
123 But Judge I Was Only Doing Thirty
124 Agnes I Warned You About Those Diet Pills
125 I've Heard Of Close Shaves But This Is Rediculous
126 I'll Be Done Cutting Your Hair In A Moment
127 Wanna Neck
128 Maybe It's My Breath

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