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1959 Topps Wacky Plaks

1 If You Have Nothing To Do Dont Do It Here
2 Money Cant Buy Poverty
3 How To Get Good Marks Cheat
4 In Case Of Fire Please Yell Fire
5 Keep Calm
6 We Aim For Accuracy
7 Think Before You Louse Things Up
8 Your Visit Has Climaxed An Already Dull Day
9 Plan Ahead
10 Work Fascinates Me I Can Sit And Watch It For Hours
11 Think You Got Troubles
12 I Spend 8 Hours A Day Here Do You Expect Me To Work Too
13 Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder So Get Lost
14 Be Neat
15 Come In Everything Else Has Gone Wrong Today
16 Early To Bed Early To Rise Dull Isnt It
17 Keep Your Eye On The Ball Keep Your Shoulder To The Grindstone Keep Your Ear To The Ground Now Try To Work In That Position
18 Time Wounds All Heels
19 Whos Excited
20 With My Brains And Your Looks Were In Real Trouble
21 I Never Forget A Face But In Your Case Ill Make An Exception
22 Smile Later Today You Wont Feel Like It
23 If Youre So Smart Why Aint You Rich
24 Looking For Someone With A Little Authority I Have As Little As Anyone
25 Dont Let Schoolwork Get You Down Flunk Now And Get It Over With
26 Whether Youre Rich Or Poor Its Good To Have Money
27 The Early Bird Catches The Work But Who Wants Worms
28 Think Or Thwim
29 Never Do Today What You Can Put Off Till Tomorrow
30 Id Like To Compliment You On Your Work When Do You Start

31 All People Are Created Equal Only Some Are More Equal Than Others
32 Somebody Goofed
33 Id Rather Be Handsome Than Rich
34 Cheer Up Youre Not Completely Worthless You Can Always Serve As A Bad Example
35 Think It May Be A New Experience
36 The Marines Build Men But Even They Couldnt Help You
37 Join Me For Dinner At Your House
38 Im Not Hard Of Hearing Im Just Ignoring You
39 If At First You Dont Succeed To Heck With It
40 Youre Head And Shoulders Above Everyone
41 Looks Arent Everything Its A Good Thing Youre Rich
42 Some People Cant Do Anything Right
43 Money Isnt Everything But Its Way Ahead Of Whatevers In Second Place
44 How To Get Rid Of 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat Cut Off Your Head
45 Be Reasonable Do It My Way
46 Stop Talking When Im Interrupting
47 Tell Me All You Know Ive Got A Minute To Spare
48 Dont Just Do Something Stand There
49 Im The Brains Of This Outfit
50 Youre Certainly Trying Very Trying
51 Whats On Your Mind If You Will Forgive The Overstatement
52 Mistakes Will Happen
53 Keep Your Temper Nobody Else Wants It
54 Were Friends To The End This Is The End
55 If You Ever Need A Friend Buy A Dog
56 Your Service Was Excellent Sorry I Dont Believe In Tipping
57 You Mustve Been A Beautiful Baby But What Happened
58 Barking Dogs Never Bite Except When They Stop Barking
59 Think Maybe You Can Dodge This Work
60 Why Be Difficult With A Little Effort You Can Be A Real Stinker

61 I Am A Self Made Man
62 I Was Born This Way Whats Your Excuse
63 I May Look Busy But Im Only Confused
64 Are You Looking For An Ambitious Man Keep Looking
65 You Ought To Go To Hollywood The Walk Would Do You Good
66 Thanks For Seeing Me Through
67 Id Like To See You Get Ahead You Need One
68 Concentrate
69 Id Give A Thousand Dollars To Be A Millionaire
70 Id Like To Help You Out Which Way Did You Come In
71 No Experience No Talent But Im Willing To Start At The Top
72 Remember The Old Chinese Saying
73 Have You Forgotten Anything
74 Youre Tops In My Book Creeps I Have Known
75 Silence
76 Cleanliness Is Next To Godliness And Next To Impossible Too
77 To Be Seen Stand Up To Be Heard Speak Up To Be Appreciated Shut Up
78 Smile Even If It Hurts
79 Not Everyone Has Your Brains Some People Are Smart
80 Quiet Genius At Work
81 Use Your Head Its The Little Things That Count
82 Nobody Tells Me What To Do
83 To Err Is Human But Why Must You Be So Human
84 Be An Optimist
85 This Is A Non-Profit Organization We Didnt Plan It That Way
86 Stop Worrying Youll Never Get Out Of This World Alive
87 Do It Tomorrow You Made Enough Mistakes Today
88 Im A Genius Do I Have To Prove It